On my morning walk today I found:

A REALLY REALLY OLD TURTLE -dead, B.I.G and really old. More than a thousand years. At least. I wonder how the life aquatic was for this old Turtie? And how did he end his final days? Back-ache?

A TINY DOLL -now living in the lining of my bikini.

Pluss a pair of glasses, a worn-out shoe and a used condom. Uhhhh…